Rhyme In Time

I’m going to Extend Ashley Dupre’s 15 Mins of Fame,
Really Who Gives a Crap about this Dame.
So Now she is Selling an Online Song,
Just because She got a Hold of the Spitzer’s Dong.
Wow it must be a slow News Day,
I wonder if She Liked his Toupee?

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Halle Berry Finally Had Her Child,
That is Pretty Wild.
Not only is this Kid Going to Be Cute,
But She’s Half Canadian to Boot.
There’ something to be Said About Us Canadian Boys,
We always get the Gorgeous Women, with our Charm and Poise.

Source: innthebasement.com

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I Can’t Believe I Found this Vid,
Tom Cruise Dancing like a 12 Year Old Kid.
This has Got to be the Funniest Thing I’ve Seen in Awhile,
I just Can’t get Rid of My Stupid Smile.
If Anything Watch from the 3:40 Mark,
And Send Me your Remark.

Source: Best Celeb Gossip

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Britney Spears Paparazzi guy,
Is Flying Somewhere Really High.
It’s Been Said He Might Be Mental,
Now Now, Lets Totally Be Judgmental.
Actually I Just Thought This Through,
Brit and Pap are Both Cuckoo.

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Ok I Promise I’m Done,
But If you haven’t read it, Justin Timberlake, Full of Surprises - Part 1
And Justin Timberlake, Full of Surprises - Part 2

In the Same Evening Another Brilliant Quote,
Something about his Ass, it might Float your Boat.
Madonna says Drop em I’m going to Stick a Needle in your Butt,
JT Cringes and keeps his Eyes Shut.
I’ll Leave you with Justin’s Quote and Wit,
“…That is what Madonna will always be to us. The shot in the ass when we really need it.”

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